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EKO BUS

It is Sunday evening and am thinking of work already! Why is the weekend so short? I hate road traffic on any day, traffic gives me that nauseous feeling: the exhaust fumes from the buses and the dust! On one of those typical work days, I boarded a bus at Obalende (not the bus in motion and the conductor SHOUTING for passengers) and on getting to my bus stop, I indicated the usual “owa o!” to alight. Alas, the conductor and the driver were shouting at me, “madam, oya, oya come down, you don reach your bus stop! (as thou I haven’t said that before, rolling my eyes). At that point, I noticed my neatly combed and straightened hair is now singing praises and not to forget the sweating episode b’cos of the sardine-in-a-tin like arrangement.

I tried imagining what it would be like boarding a bus and the conductor smiles at you and says “Good morning Madam, hope you enjoy your ride”. Huh! Are you kidding me?, in eko, that will be the day. I will so look forward to seeing that conductor every day! Instead it will be “abeg hold your change o! I no go reach last bus stop o” as if it is a crime dropping you at the last bus-stop.

To add to the whole craze, parts of the bus has fallen apart, even the bus itself is looking glued together! No seatbelt (for where!) and windows, the foams that are meant to be part of the chairs have gone AWOL, the seats have lost balance (it was that baaeed). It was so terrible that even when a passenger (that’s holding the somewhat balance) gets up, the rest of us can fall. As I said, we were all packed like sardines. Trust me that was my last option. I was feeling sticky and irritated. The person beside me was asleep and snoring, as if it was a do or die affair! I looked at the driver’s seat and no seatbelt (a loose rope was mimicking it), as if that will protect him from anything, mchewww!



“Which kind bus I enter today?”



Black Sunday

So, we all have that one bad experience that takes the cake out of all the others. There’s one that occasionally pops up in my head every now and then and stays stuck in my memory like a recurring bad dream.
I will never forget that day, my friends and I went for an ushering job. It was a Sunday night at about 8p.m. The event was stressful, and we were exhausted. The name of the hall was Harbour point, located at the end of Wilmot Street near the bar beach in Victoria Island. The street was dark, no lights and everywhere was quiet except for the music that was playing in the hall.
Finally, our supervisor released us, we changed and left. As we stepped outside, lo and behold, we saw some hoodlums in front of the gate. It was as if they waited for us to come out - a shiver ran down my spine! As we walked faster, we could feel the impending danger. They were right behind us! We ran as fast as we could to get to the bus stop. On getting there, my friends were nowhere to be found. I crossed to the other side of the road immediately, and when I saw that everything was normal and no one followed me. I boarded a bus to my destination. What a stroke of luck!
As I reached for my purse in my bag to pay for my fare, it was as if I was looking for a pin, I only had N200 left in it. Fortunately, one of my friends boarded the same bus with me and she paid for my fare while I searched hopelessly for the money in my purse. “I am sure you will find it” she said.
When I couldn't find it, it suddenly dawned on me that I had put it in my pocket and lost it when the hoodlums tried to attack us! My hard earned money was gone! Yepa! I was on the brink of tears. When I got home that night, I fell to my knees, clutching my head in despair. I was devastated.

It’s a day I've not been able to live down. Yes…yes I've made in even more money in recent past, but when I consider the fact that the rewards of an entire day of hard work was gone in a flash, it bites.